Honestly, the red ones aren't
Honestly, the red ones aren't as comfortable as they look. Mine are black, which looks better and goes with everything. Plus, you get to be taller than the guys in KISS. Gene hates that.
You can't tell in the picture of the second ones, but they are actually formal Heelies, those roller skate shoes all the kids are rocking. Made all the more difficult because, as you can see in the picture, you have to break the bottom third your foot to wear them.
The third one isn't actually pictures of shoes, shes being eaten by the rare and deadly Siamese Twin Anaconda.
As for the last one, someone obviously got a little lazy in woodshop and had to fake their final with a length of ribbon. "No, no, no, Mr. R! They are, err, shoes! Yeah, shoes, that's the ticket."