I just suffer from CRS from time to time (Can't Remember Sh..). Since I turned 40 I find that I spend more time standing in the middle of a room thinking "Now, why did I come in here?" only to remember after I left the room...then I turn around and go back into the room only to forget by the time I reach my destination. I can pass whole afternoons like that if I'm not careful.
...what were we talking about again? I forgot...
Ha Ha Pirate, loosing chunks of time during the day can only mean one of two things :-
(a) There is a rift in the space time continuum somewhere between your hallway and the kitchen causing a temporal shift and the warping of time.
(b) Alien abduction, this is the worse scenario because the little grey buggers have got probes!