Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt

[rb2001]

Yes, I can afford shoes, but not the injuries.

Love this!

 

[rb2001]

One small step for man,
and another,
and another...

 

[Barefoot TJ]

I hope to remember to republish this in a few days.

 

[rb2001]

Going full foot commando

 

[rb2001]

Embrace Global Warming. Run Barefoot.

 

[rb2001]

Vote Fred Flinstone 2016

Barefoot Runners Party

 

[rb2001]

I'm not wearing any underwear either.

 

[rb2001]

Running with shoes is for people who play the Oboe with mittens.

 

[Scottie]

What about:

Step lightly,
Run barefoot!

Scott

 

[Damiand]

"... and pregnant"

 

[rb2001]

I run this way so you'll stare at my feet instead of my ass.

 

[Barefoot TJ]

"... and pregnant"

How about...I'm not pregnant, just barefoot!

 

[Random]

These are great!

Here's one I've said for years: "I was born barefoot and I never got over it."

May we take some of these lines to use on real T-shirts?

 

[Barefoot TJ]

No problem, Random. I added it to the updated home page list a few days ago: https://www.thebarefootrunners.org/threads/funny-lines-for-the-back-of-my-tee-shirt.19248/

I'm sure you could use the lines; no one has protested it or brought up royalties yet.

 

[Random]

Thanks.

(I think I'm gonna like this site. You guys have a great sense of humor!)