Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt

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    Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt

    There's no better way to end a great year at the Barefoot Runners Society than to recap Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt here. The members of the BRS are quite funny, so be prepared for a ton of laughs.


    Changing the running world one odd look at a time. ~ Last Place Jason

    The road is my custom orthotic. ~ ATL Oso

    Barefoot Runners do it with a smile. ~ Barefoot Ramzev

    If you are reading this....a barefoot runner just passed you. ~ Bob

    Do my feet make my butt look big? ~ Gigowiz

    You should've seen the '09 model. ~ ATL Oso

    The ultimate in motion control. ~ ATL Oso

    The arch IS the support! ~ ATL Oso

    Ask where to get your own pair. ~ ATL Oso

    Think outside the shoebox. ~ C. Beth Run.

    Just be glad I'm wearing shorts! ~ GeorgesRun

    Be grateful my feet are the only part of me that is bare. ~ Barefootin Ohio

    New shoes for dad, or milk for the children. ~ PBParker

    Running Nike Free 0.0 ~ Barefoot TJ

    They fit so perfectly! ~ ATL Oso

    Ushoesulose ~ Someone from that other forum

    It takes BALLS to run BAREFOOT. ~ RDWhitaker

    If you got 'em, use 'em! ~ RDWhitaker

    Hey NIKE! THIS is FREE!! ~ RDWhitaker

    Laugh all you want, I'll just fart! ~ RDWhitaker

    Barefoot Runner, Gardener, and Lover!! ~ RDWhitaker

    Don't Worry, Feet Happy! ~ RDWhitaker

    Barefoot runners do it in groups - with a smile! ~ Barefoot Ramzev

    My shoes were on the wrong feet... Mine! ~ Jeep Monkey

    Bare feet... They're more aero-dynamic. ~ Liesl

    Running Barefoot... It'll knock your socks off! ~ Liesl

    These are the shoes my mom made me. ~ Gigowiz

    Yes, and I'm ahead of you. ~ Gigowiz

    The sole authority. ~ Gigowiz

    Am I the sole person having fun here? ~ Gigowiz

    My soles are in heaven. ~ Gigowiz

    Never losing my foothold on life. ~ Gigowiz

    Swift and silent. Okay, silent for sure. ~ Gigowiz

    Keeping both feet in this world. ~ Gigowiz

    I run two feet above ground. ~ Gigowiz

    At last, size doesn't matter. ~ Gigowiz

    Running. Now that's where I put my foot down. ~ Gigowiz

    Glass? That's what my eyes are for. ~ Gigowiz

    Glass? That's what my eyes are for. Running? That's what my feet are for.~ hijacked by TJ

    I started off on the right foot. ~ Gigowiz

    I refuse to foot the bill for shoes. ~ Gigowiz

    When was the last time you set foot in a race? ~ Gigowiz

    My shoes grew feet and walked away. ~ Barefoot Ramzev

    You're wearing shoes? Dumbass! (Red Foreman)

    Don't worry. His feet are protected by a thick layer of dumb-ass. ~ Joshh

    The Emperor's New Shoes. ~ KJH & Barefusser

    I love my feet, so I set them FREE! ~ Liz

    Just do it Barefoot. ~ TJ

    Shoes? Where we're going, we don't need shoes. ~ KJH

    Simplify and add lightness. ~ Blind Boy

    Odor eaters ate them. ~ Rachtenb

    Used odor eaters and they disappeared. ~Rachtenb

    Ninja in training. ~ Pattymlt

    Go ahead and laugh - I am thick skinned! ~ Paul R

    The money I saved from running in shoes allowed me to buy this tee shirt. ~ Wannabe

    Feets, don’t fail me now! ~ evel

    I'm so fast I ran right out of my shoes. ~ Angie Bee

    Yes I am running barefoot on purpose. ~ Angie Bee

    Oh, bugger, not again!!! ~ Fito

    No, you are the brave one to wear shoes. ~ Angie Bee

    Doesn’t that hurt when you run in shoes? ~ Migangelo

    No, you're not seeing things...I AM running barefoot. ~ Barefoot TJ

    OMG! His shoes are invisible! ~ Nature Runner

    The original running stride. ~ Nature Runner

    Bare feet don't wear out. ~ Nature Runner

    These are my running skins. ~ Nature Runner

    Shoes are for wimps, go primal. ~ Nature Runner

    God gave you a pair too! ~ Barefoot TJ

    Do not replace after 300 miles. ~ GeorgesRun

    I spent my shoe money on beer. ~ S. Pimp

    Scooters Custom Shoes - 49$ ~ LavaRunner

    Without Sketchers and stretchers I can finally run! ~ Nature Runner

    Drink the tequila. ~ Orion Frye

    It keeps me honest. ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner

    God made my feet. Chinese children made your shoes. I sleep well. How about you?? ~ Barefoot Ramzev

    Barefoot running: So easy even a caveman can do it. ~ Kitsune

    2 feet, 1 goal, no shoes. ~ Kitsune

    Running: I'm putting my sole into it. ~ C. Beth Run.

    You can't see them either? ~ ATL Oso

    How do ya like my ghost shoes? ~ ATL Oso

    Recession Running Shoes ~ ATL Oso

    Gave up shoes for Lent. ~ ATL Oso

    I'm not homeless, just barefoot. ~ ATL Oso

    No, I'm not pregnant. ~ ATL Oso

    Make an impact - just not on your heels. ~ ATL Oso

    Because I'm tired of shin-splints. ~ ATL Oso

    Engineered for it. ~ ATL Oso

    Toenails shouldn't bleed. ~ ATL Oso

    Au Natural ~ ATL Oso

    Less shocking once you try it. ~ ATL Oso

    All my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it. ~ PeaceKaren

    Shoes? We ain't got no shoes. We don't need no shoes. I don't have to show you any stinkin' shoes. ~ Gigowiz

    Gremlins took my shoes. ~ Barefoot Gamer

    No, it doesn't hurt. You get used to it. Take it slowly. ~ KittyK

    Anyone seen my shoes? ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner

    Because my feet aren't tough enough to handle wearing shoes. ~ ATL Oso

    There once was a runner named Pete. Who had foot coffins attached to his feet. He got hurt, threw them off, and said with a scoff, "I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS RUNNING SHOE SH!T (or "sheet" I suppose rhymes better)! ~ SayPay45

    Once there was a runner named Pete, who used to run with shoes on his feet. One day during a heat, he tossed the shoes without missing a beat, and said, "Hey, this barefoot thing is kinda neat!" ~ hijacked by Shacky

    Have you seen my shoes? ~ SayPay45

    My other shoes are also missing. ~ SayPay45

    Happy feet make smiling runners. ~ Nature Runner

    Barefoot since 10,000 B.C. ~ SaraLord

    Run Barefoot and put a smile on your face ~ Mokaman

    Barefooters have bigger smiles ~ Mokaman

    Barefoot: Run Happy, Be Happy ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner

    Shoes are Fungal Factories ~ Twinkletoes

    Barefoot Runners do it like they do it on the History Channel. ~ Barefoot Ramzev

    Oh my God...I had NO idea...Good thing I'm wearing pants! ~ NakedSoleNate

    What do you mean I have no shoes on?! - Migangelo
     
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  2. migangelo

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    TJ, i said "what do you mean i have no shoes on?!"
     

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    hey you misquoted me!
    TJ, i said "what do you mean i have no shoes on?!"

    Okay. I added it. This was a lot of work putting this together. I even double-checked all quotes before publishing it. I still don't know which line I misquoted you on. There's only one other line up there with your name on it that I can find. Did you not say that? If so, I will remove it.
     
  4. twinkletoes

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    TJ, thank you for putting this together. It's fantastic!
     
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    Thanks, Twink! I appreciate that.
     
  6. Man on Soles

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    I hope no one minds if I steal some of these! Planning on making some exercise shirts with these on it! Thanks TJ and all the clever people who came up with these!
     
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    I should have mentioned it was SayPay's idea a few months ago to start a thread asking for ideas of things to put on the back of his tee shirt.
     
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    Fearfully and Wonderfully Made
     
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    I don't brake for shoes.

    I brake for slugs.

    Yes, I can afford shoes, but not the injuries.
     
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    Bump for fun!
     
  11. migangelo

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    i knew i forgot something.

    over pronation=couch potato
    motion control=nervous system
    protection=eyes
    fun=barefeet

    no, your HARDCORE
    running in those heavy high heels

    i like myself too much to wear shoes

    my feet are nice enough to show in public,
    how about yours?

    you're drunk,
    no way i'm barefoot

    free your feet,
    free your mind

    i like my toenails

    callous free

    only other animal that wears shoes has them nailed on

    i maybe dumb but these don't need to be replaced at $100 a pop every 3 months

    it's ok to talk, i'll pretend i can't hear you

    alright, go ahead and talk but whisper cuz i can hear you

    you can talk to me or about me,
    your choice

    no i didn't forget,
    i've foregone**

    shoes are for the weak,
    footed

    shoes are tools, apply as necessary

    shoes are tools, i don't need to be one

    shoes are tools, don't be one

    ya, i'm a little crazy but it's so much fun

    ya i'm crazy but you're insane running in ankle weights with high heels

    i will add more as i think of them but have been thinking of adding some of these to the back of my old brs shirt.

    **may not be technically correct but it sounds good
     

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    hmm, i can't edit my post? ok.

    overpronation=normal
    protection=eyes
    motion control=nervous system
    fun=barefoot

    god made shoes and man can't improve them
     

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    Those are great, Mike. Like them all, especially the one about the horse shoes and feet being nice enough to show in public.
     
  14. jldeleon

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    I burned them...along with my bra. :)
     

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    These are my favorites! LOVE it!!!

    Laugh all you want, I'll just fart! ~ RDWhitaker


    I spent my shoe money on beer. ~ S. Pimp

    Shoes are for wimps, go primal. ~ Nature Runner

    You can't see them either? ~ ATL Oso

    I'm not homeless, just barefoot. ~ ATL Oso

    No, I'm not pregnant. ~ ATL Oso


    Oh my God...I had NO idea...Good thing I'm wearing pants! ~ NakedSoleNate

    it's ok to talk, i'll pretend i can't hear you

    no i didn't forget,
    i've foregone**
     

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    I'm giving you the silent treatment!
     
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    "To comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable." - Jldeleon
     
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    I just found them on the end of my legs one day...
     
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  19. DayRunner

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    Ha, missed this thread. How about:

    "The second-most fun thing you can do with your shoes off"

    Or

    "Dancing on life's acorns"
     

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  20. DayRunner

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    Oh dear, can't stop thinking of them now....


    "Yes it hurts... when you ask me if I've seen those toe-shoe thingys"

    "How's my running form? DIAL 1800 PRO-NATE"
     

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