Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt

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Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt

There's no better way to end a great year at the Barefoot Runners Society than to recap Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt here. The members of the BRS are quite funny, so be prepared for a ton of laughs.


Changing the running world one odd look at a time. ~ Last Place Jason

The road is my custom orthotic. ~ ATL Oso

Barefoot Runners do it with a smile. ~ Barefoot Ramzev

If you are reading this....a barefoot runner just passed you. ~ Bob

Do my feet make my butt look big? ~ Gigowiz

You should've seen the '09 model. ~ ATL Oso

The ultimate in motion control. ~ ATL Oso

The arch IS the support! ~ ATL Oso

Ask where to get your own pair. ~ ATL Oso

Think outside the shoebox. ~ C. Beth Run.

Just be glad I'm wearing shorts! ~ GeorgesRun

Be grateful my feet are the only part of me that is bare. ~ Barefootin Ohio

New shoes for dad, or milk for the children. ~ PBParker

Running Nike Free 0.0 ~ Barefoot TJ

They fit so perfectly! ~ ATL Oso

Ushoesulose ~ Someone from that other forum

It takes BALLS to run BAREFOOT. ~ RDWhitaker

If you got 'em, use 'em! ~ RDWhitaker

Hey NIKE! THIS is FREE!! ~ RDWhitaker

Laugh all you want, I'll just fart! ~ RDWhitaker

Barefoot Runner, Gardener, and Lover!! ~ RDWhitaker

Don't Worry, Feet Happy! ~ RDWhitaker

Barefoot runners do it in groups - with a smile! ~ Barefoot Ramzev

My shoes were on the wrong feet... Mine! ~ Jeep Monkey

Bare feet... They're more aero-dynamic. ~ Liesl

Running Barefoot... It'll knock your socks off! ~ Liesl

These are the shoes my mom made me. ~ Gigowiz

Yes, and I'm ahead of you. ~ Gigowiz

The sole authority. ~ Gigowiz

Am I the sole person having fun here? ~ Gigowiz

My soles are in heaven. ~ Gigowiz

Never losing my foothold on life. ~ Gigowiz

Swift and silent. Okay, silent for sure. ~ Gigowiz

Keeping both feet in this world. ~ Gigowiz

I run two feet above ground. ~ Gigowiz

At last, size doesn't matter. ~ Gigowiz

Running. Now that's where I put my foot down. ~ Gigowiz

Glass? That's what my eyes are for. ~ Gigowiz

Glass? That's what my eyes are for. Running? That's what my feet are for.~ hijacked by TJ

I started off on the right foot. ~ Gigowiz

I refuse to foot the bill for shoes. ~ Gigowiz

When was the last time you set foot in a race? ~ Gigowiz

My shoes grew feet and walked away. ~ Barefoot Ramzev

You're wearing shoes? Dumbass! (Red Foreman)

Don't worry. His feet are protected by a thick layer of dumb-ass. ~ Joshh

The Emperor's New Shoes. ~ KJH & Barefusser

I love my feet, so I set them FREE! ~ Liz

Just do it Barefoot. ~ TJ

Shoes? Where we're going, we don't need shoes. ~ KJH

Simplify and add lightness. ~ Blind Boy

Odor eaters ate them. ~ Rachtenb

Used odor eaters and they disappeared. ~Rachtenb

Ninja in training. ~ Pattymlt

Go ahead and laugh - I am thick skinned! ~ Paul R

The money I saved from running in shoes allowed me to buy this tee shirt. ~ Wannabe

Feets, don’t fail me now! ~ evel

I'm so fast I ran right out of my shoes. ~ Angie Bee

Yes I am running barefoot on purpose. ~ Angie Bee

Oh, bugger, not again!!! ~ Fito

No, you are the brave one to wear shoes. ~ Angie Bee

Doesn’t that hurt when you run in shoes? ~ Migangelo

No, you're not seeing things...I AM running barefoot. ~ Barefoot TJ

OMG! His shoes are invisible! ~ Nature Runner

The original running stride. ~ Nature Runner

Bare feet don't wear out. ~ Nature Runner

These are my running skins. ~ Nature Runner

Shoes are for wimps, go primal. ~ Nature Runner

God gave you a pair too! ~ Barefoot TJ

Do not replace after 300 miles. ~ GeorgesRun

I spent my shoe money on beer. ~ S. Pimp

Scooters Custom Shoes - 49$ ~ LavaRunner

Without Sketchers and stretchers I can finally run! ~ Nature Runner

Drink the tequila. ~ Orion Frye

It keeps me honest. ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner

God made my feet. Chinese children made your shoes. I sleep well. How about you?? ~ Barefoot Ramzev

Barefoot running: So easy even a caveman can do it. ~ Kitsune

2 feet, 1 goal, no shoes. ~ Kitsune

Running: I'm putting my sole into it. ~ C. Beth Run.

You can't see them either? ~ ATL Oso

How do ya like my ghost shoes? ~ ATL Oso

Recession Running Shoes ~ ATL Oso

Gave up shoes for Lent. ~ ATL Oso

I'm not homeless, just barefoot. ~ ATL Oso

No, I'm not pregnant. ~ ATL Oso

Make an impact - just not on your heels. ~ ATL Oso

Because I'm tired of shin-splints. ~ ATL Oso

Engineered for it. ~ ATL Oso

Toenails shouldn't bleed. ~ ATL Oso

Au Natural ~ ATL Oso

Less shocking once you try it. ~ ATL Oso

All my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it. ~ PeaceKaren

Shoes? We ain't got no shoes. We don't need no shoes. I don't have to show you any stinkin' shoes. ~ Gigowiz

Gremlins took my shoes. ~ Barefoot Gamer

No, it doesn't hurt. You get used to it. Take it slowly. ~ KittyK

Anyone seen my shoes? ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner

Because my feet aren't tough enough to handle wearing shoes. ~ ATL Oso

There once was a runner named Pete. Who had foot coffins attached to his feet. He got hurt, threw them off, and said with a scoff, "I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS RUNNING SHOE SH!T (or "sheet" I suppose rhymes better)! ~ SayPay45

Once there was a runner named Pete, who used to run with shoes on his feet. One day during a heat, he tossed the shoes without missing a beat, and said, "Hey, this barefoot thing is kinda neat!" ~ hijacked by Shacky

Have you seen my shoes? ~ SayPay45

My other shoes are also missing. ~ SayPay45

Happy feet make smiling runners. ~ Nature Runner

Barefoot since 10,000 B.C. ~ SaraLord

Run Barefoot and put a smile on your face ~ Mokaman

Barefooters have bigger smiles ~ Mokaman

Barefoot: Run Happy, Be Happy ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner

Shoes are Fungal Factories ~ Twinkletoes

Barefoot Runners do it like they do it on the History Channel. ~ Barefoot Ramzev

Oh my God...I had NO idea...Good thing I'm wearing pants! ~ NakedSoleNate

What do you mean I have no shoes on?! - Migangelo
 
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TJ, i said "what do you mean i have no shoes on?!"
 
hey you misquoted me!
TJ, i said "what do you mean i have no shoes on?!"

Okay. I added it. This was a lot of work putting this together. I even double-checked all quotes before publishing it. I still don't know which line I misquoted you on. There's only one other line up there with your name on it that I can find. Did you not say that? If so, I will remove it.
 
Thanks, Twink! I appreciate that.
 
I hope no one minds if I steal some of these! Planning on making some exercise shirts with these on it! Thanks TJ and all the clever people who came up with these!
 
I should have mentioned it was SayPay's idea a few months ago to start a thread asking for ideas of things to put on the back of his tee shirt.
 
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I don't brake for shoes.

I brake for slugs.

Yes, I can afford shoes, but not the injuries.
 
Bump for fun!
 
i knew i forgot something.

over pronation=couch potato
motion control=nervous system
protection=eyes
fun=barefeet

no, your HARDCORE
running in those heavy high heels

i like myself too much to wear shoes

my feet are nice enough to show in public,
how about yours?

you're drunk,
no way i'm barefoot

free your feet,
free your mind

i like my toenails

callous free

only other animal that wears shoes has them nailed on

i maybe dumb but these don't need to be replaced at $100 a pop every 3 months

it's ok to talk, i'll pretend i can't hear you

alright, go ahead and talk but whisper cuz i can hear you

you can talk to me or about me,
your choice

no i didn't forget,
i've foregone**

shoes are for the weak,
footed

shoes are tools, apply as necessary

shoes are tools, i don't need to be one

shoes are tools, don't be one

ya, i'm a little crazy but it's so much fun

ya i'm crazy but you're insane running in ankle weights with high heels

i will add more as i think of them but have been thinking of adding some of these to the back of my old brs shirt.

**may not be technically correct but it sounds good
 
hmm, i can't edit my post? ok.

overpronation=normal
protection=eyes
motion control=nervous system
fun=barefoot

god made shoes and man can't improve them
 
Those are great, Mike. Like them all, especially the one about the horse shoes and feet being nice enough to show in public.
 
These are my favorites! LOVE it!!!

Laugh all you want, I'll just fart! ~ RDWhitaker


I spent my shoe money on beer. ~ S. Pimp

Shoes are for wimps, go primal. ~ Nature Runner

You can't see them either? ~ ATL Oso

I'm not homeless, just barefoot. ~ ATL Oso

No, I'm not pregnant. ~ ATL Oso


Oh my God...I had NO idea...Good thing I'm wearing pants! ~ NakedSoleNate

it's ok to talk, i'll pretend i can't hear you

no i didn't forget,
i've foregone**
 
I'm giving you the silent treatment!
 
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