Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt
There's no better way to end a great year at the Barefoot Runners Society than to recap Funny lines for the back of my tee shirt here. The members of the BRS are quite funny, so be prepared for a ton of laughs.
Changing the running world one odd look at a time. ~ Last Place Jason
The road is my custom orthotic. ~ ATL Oso
Barefoot Runners do it with a smile. ~ Barefoot Ramzev
If you are reading this....a barefoot runner just passed you. ~ Bob
Do my feet make my butt look big? ~ Gigowiz
You should've seen the '09 model. ~ ATL Oso
The ultimate in motion control. ~ ATL Oso
The arch IS the support! ~ ATL Oso
Ask where to get your own pair. ~ ATL Oso
Think outside the shoebox. ~ C. Beth Run.
Just be glad I'm wearing shorts! ~ GeorgesRun
Be grateful my feet are the only part of me that is bare. ~ Barefootin Ohio
New shoes for dad, or milk for the children. ~ PBParker
Running Nike Free 0.0 ~ Barefoot TJ
They fit so perfectly! ~ ATL Oso
Ushoesulose ~ Someone from that other forum
It takes BALLS to run BAREFOOT. ~ RDWhitaker
If you got 'em, use 'em! ~ RDWhitaker
Hey NIKE! THIS is FREE!! ~ RDWhitaker
Laugh all you want, I'll just fart! ~ RDWhitaker
Barefoot Runner, Gardener, and Lover!! ~ RDWhitaker
Don't Worry, Feet Happy! ~ RDWhitaker
Barefoot runners do it in groups - with a smile! ~ Barefoot Ramzev
My shoes were on the wrong feet... Mine! ~ Jeep Monkey
Bare feet... They're more aero-dynamic. ~ Liesl
Running Barefoot... It'll knock your socks off! ~ Liesl
These are the shoes my mom made me. ~ Gigowiz
Yes, and I'm ahead of you. ~ Gigowiz
The sole authority. ~ Gigowiz
Am I the sole person having fun here? ~ Gigowiz
My soles are in heaven. ~ Gigowiz
Never losing my foothold on life. ~ Gigowiz
Swift and silent. Okay, silent for sure. ~ Gigowiz
Keeping both feet in this world. ~ Gigowiz
I run two feet above ground. ~ Gigowiz
At last, size doesn't matter. ~ Gigowiz
Running. Now that's where I put my foot down. ~ Gigowiz
Glass? That's what my eyes are for. ~ Gigowiz
Glass? That's what my eyes are for. Running? That's what my feet are for.~ hijacked by TJ
I started off on the right foot. ~ Gigowiz
I refuse to foot the bill for shoes. ~ Gigowiz
When was the last time you set foot in a race? ~ Gigowiz
My shoes grew feet and walked away. ~ Barefoot Ramzev
You're wearing shoes? Dumbass! (Red Foreman)
Don't worry. His feet are protected by a thick layer of dumb-ass. ~ Joshh
The Emperor's New Shoes. ~ KJH & Barefusser
I love my feet, so I set them FREE! ~ Liz
Just do it Barefoot. ~ TJ
Shoes? Where we're going, we don't need shoes. ~ KJH
Simplify and add lightness. ~ Blind Boy
Odor eaters ate them. ~ Rachtenb
Used odor eaters and they disappeared. ~Rachtenb
Ninja in training. ~ Pattymlt
Go ahead and laugh - I am thick skinned! ~ Paul R
The money I saved from running in shoes allowed me to buy this tee shirt. ~ Wannabe
Feets, don’t fail me now! ~ evel
I'm so fast I ran right out of my shoes. ~ Angie Bee
Yes I am running barefoot on purpose. ~ Angie Bee
Oh, bugger, not again!!! ~ Fito
No, you are the brave one to wear shoes. ~ Angie Bee
Doesn’t that hurt when you run in shoes? ~ Migangelo
No, you're not seeing things...I AM running barefoot. ~ Barefoot TJ
OMG! His shoes are invisible! ~ Nature Runner
The original running stride. ~ Nature Runner
Bare feet don't wear out. ~ Nature Runner
These are my running skins. ~ Nature Runner
Shoes are for wimps, go primal. ~ Nature Runner
God gave you a pair too! ~ Barefoot TJ
Do not replace after 300 miles. ~ GeorgesRun
I spent my shoe money on beer. ~ S. Pimp
Scooters Custom Shoes - 49$ ~ LavaRunner
Without Sketchers and stretchers I can finally run! ~ Nature Runner
Drink the tequila. ~ Orion Frye
It keeps me honest. ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner
God made my feet. Chinese children made your shoes. I sleep well. How about you?? ~ Barefoot Ramzev
Barefoot running: So easy even a caveman can do it. ~ Kitsune
2 feet, 1 goal, no shoes. ~ Kitsune
Running: I'm putting my sole into it. ~ C. Beth Run.
You can't see them either? ~ ATL Oso
How do ya like my ghost shoes? ~ ATL Oso
Recession Running Shoes ~ ATL Oso
Gave up shoes for Lent. ~ ATL Oso
I'm not homeless, just barefoot. ~ ATL Oso
No, I'm not pregnant. ~ ATL Oso
Make an impact - just not on your heels. ~ ATL Oso
Because I'm tired of shin-splints. ~ ATL Oso
Engineered for it. ~ ATL Oso
Toenails shouldn't bleed. ~ ATL Oso
Au Natural ~ ATL Oso
Less shocking once you try it. ~ ATL Oso
All my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it. ~ PeaceKaren
Shoes? We ain't got no shoes. We don't need no shoes. I don't have to show you any stinkin' shoes. ~ Gigowiz
Gremlins took my shoes. ~ Barefoot Gamer
No, it doesn't hurt. You get used to it. Take it slowly. ~ KittyK
Anyone seen my shoes? ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner
Because my feet aren't tough enough to handle wearing shoes. ~ ATL Oso
There once was a runner named Pete. Who had foot coffins attached to his feet. He got hurt, threw them off, and said with a scoff, "I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS RUNNING SHOE SH!T (or "sheet" I suppose rhymes better)! ~ SayPay45
Once there was a runner named Pete, who used to run with shoes on his feet. One day during a heat, he tossed the shoes without missing a beat, and said, "Hey, this barefoot thing is kinda neat!" ~ hijacked by Shacky
Have you seen my shoes? ~ SayPay45
My other shoes are also missing. ~ SayPay45
Happy feet make smiling runners. ~ Nature Runner
Barefoot since 10,000 B.C. ~ SaraLord
Run Barefoot and put a smile on your face ~ Mokaman
Barefooters have bigger smiles ~ Mokaman
Barefoot: Run Happy, Be Happy ~ Barefoot.Zumba.Runner
Shoes are Fungal Factories ~ Twinkletoes
Barefoot Runners do it like they do it on the History Channel. ~ Barefoot Ramzev
Oh my God...I had NO idea...Good thing I'm wearing pants! ~ NakedSoleNate
What do you mean I have no shoes on?! - Migangelo