Pandemonium broke out at Garmin's secret mountain headquarters.
"What's going on? We've lost contact with all our test subjects, er.. I mean, customers!" cried Steve, the midnight watch commander.
"This will paralyze the running community! No one will know where they are! Some of those people will be trapped where they stand without shoes on! Think of the barefooters! For the love of God we've got to do something! Get Vibram headquarters on the hot line!"
"Relax, Steve", said TJ, his second in command. "I'm sure it's just a minor glitch and not a prelude to an alien invasion or anything. I'm sure all those barefoot runners will be just fine."
"Oh, okay. Wait, what?"
"What's going on? We've lost contact with all our test subjects, er.. I mean, customers!" cried Steve, the midnight watch commander.
"This will paralyze the running community! No one will know where they are! Some of those people will be trapped where they stand without shoes on! Think of the barefooters! For the love of God we've got to do something! Get Vibram headquarters on the hot line!"
"Relax, Steve", said TJ, his second in command. "I'm sure it's just a minor glitch and not a prelude to an alien invasion or anything. I'm sure all those barefoot runners will be just fine."
"Oh, okay. Wait, what?"