:-D well it was going to be my secret to keeping my zems together, but if the zems fail to give me what that chick in the picture have I may resort to that.
I found our cheerleaders, these guys said they'd work for free; considering their last gig made them wear boots with their boxer shorts!! Can you believe it? They were so thrilled we have a no shoe male cheerleader policy, that they even said, they'd provide us with complimentary full body massage nightly.
About the ad: Meh. Bad form, average butt but an interesting angle to shoot from. The marketing people at Zem seem to know what they're doing. Case in point, nobody's said a word about the tag line at the bottom. If you protect a foot, it isn't bare.