Who are we to deny the cleaning skull guy?I set up a little wash station outside the garage, with one of those grey restaurant busboy trays filled with cool water from the hose. A gentle soap lathered onto the grooviest scrub brush you ever did see, a gift from my wife:
Now that you all are jealous of this cool tool, I'll leave you all to lament the decrepitude that is your own foot hygiene brush. Green Scotchbrite, indeed !
Your wife knows how to motivate you to clean up. Good for her.