I also impregnated a penguin during my short leave of absence. Not sure how that happened....
I wonder what a bald barefooted penguin will look like. Oh well, guess we'll have to wait 9 months or whatever a penguin's gestation period is.
My confessions?
1. I don't do bath salts!
2. I have gained 7 lbs in the last 2 months. Too many chocolate chip cookies.
3. I'm ditching a 50-miler next weekend on account of the fact that I can't seem to go 6-8 weeks with some reoccurring injury.
4. My body is breaking down and it is taking longer to recover. (see #'s 2 & 3)
5. I have mastered eating chocolate chip cookies and surfing internet porn with one hand. (see # 2)
6. I was passed over for a part in "Snow White and the Huntsman" because I was considered too tall.
7. I have run more miles this year in my Saucony Hattori's than in my VFF's or barefoot combined.
8. I bought a GoPro with the full intention of getting into internet porn but that mounting system is really confusing.
9.My kids are driving me take up drinking after a 7 1/2 year hiatus.
10.When I'm 90,I plan on doing bath salts,meth and crack to dull the knee and hip replacement pain!