Why do I keep getting Metamucil ads on my Facebook?

[RunningPirate]

At first, I thought it was just a fluke, but the ad keeps showing up...do they know something that they are not sharing with me?

What's most disturbing is that the ad also says "You'll want to get some before Thursday. Trust us."

Ye gods...this makes my hair itch just thinking about it...

RP

 

[Barefoot TJ]

Are you sure you're not smoking something and hallucinating? I know we had our little talk and all, and I kinda was hoping that would have helped. But I guess you can't win them all. Kids, these days.

 

[RunningPirate]

No, but if one did smoke something and started hallucinating about Metamucil, then that would be indicative of deep psychological problems...

 

[scedastic]

Aren't you the one who made up a post about being an introvert?
Way to use mamma internet as an outlet to your closeted extroversion.
And constipation

 

[RunningPirate]

Aren't you the one who made up a post about being an introvert?
Way to use mamma internet as an outlet to your closeted extroversion.
And constipation

Indeed, that was (is?) me. To be fair, I have been told that I do a good imitation of an extrovert (I'm about a dead center between the E and I on the Briggs-Stratton scale, or whatever that thing is...hell, maybe I'm just a misanthrope). That said - and I think we'll all agree - that posting on the internet is a far far cry from...you know...actually interacting with people (though some may beg to differ) which is what drains introverts. Furthermore, let us not discount all the times I did not post on the forum "locked myself in my room and did nothing today"...as it would make for boring reading

 

[Barefoot TJ]

If someone who posts on the internet can be considered an introvert, then what do you call a lurker?

 

[RunningPirate]

If someone who posts on the internet can be considered an introvert, then what do you call a lurker?

A: Creepy

 

[Woodsman]

Maybe you're full of...

 

[RunningPirate]

Well...yah...