Shoes Next to you = Shoeless

[Longboard]

We're used to it, "barefoot shoes", etc.
But in the wake of today's tragic D.C. shooting comes a story of a "shoeless man" tossing firecrackers over the White House fence.
Turns out his shoes were next to him.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/09/16/man-arrested-for-tossing-firecrackers-over-white-house-fence/

 

[Barefoot TJ]

What the hell is wrong with people?!