Last night my 8-year old son asked me "Dad, is the internet always right?"
With a a big smile on my face I replied "Why yes, yes it is".
With a a big smile on my face I replied "Why yes, yes it is".
I was thinking about this earlier this morning.
My three year old told me a story last night about how when he was a baby he went outside naked and a bee stung him......... And that is why he has a penis.
Hahahaha!When we're changing his diaper, my son yells at the dogs not to eat his penis.
When we're changing his diaper, my son yells at the dogs not to eat his penis.
My mother in law was changing my sons poopy diaper this past weekend when my son suddenly exclaimed "Grandmas touching the penis!" She was so mortified! Hahahaha! I think grandma and grandpa are now done changing diapers when we are over there! (Obviously she was just cleaning him up so please don't anyone take that the wrong way)That is funny. When my 3 year old was 1.5 he would run around yelling that he has a penis and even told the DishTV person that he has a penis.
He asked my MIL and FIL if they have penis'. My MIL and FIL are VERY conservative people and they were so embarrassed. I just sat there and laughed.
Me, when I was like 4,to my mother who had told me to make sure and wash around my wee-wee when I was in the tub: 'Mom! Stop calling it a wee-wee!'
Mom, probably pretty nervous: 'Well, what should I call it then?'
Me; It's a dick! '
There were mostly older kids in the neighborhood and they polluted my mind pretty early on...
happens to the best of us....I was thinking about this earlier this morning.
My three year old told me a story last night about how when he was a baby he went outside naked and a bee stung him......... And that is why he has a penis.
That is funny. When my 3 year old was 1.5 he would run around yelling that he has a penis and even told the DishTV person that he has a penis.
He asked my MIL and FIL if they have penis'. My MIL and FIL are VERY conservative people and they were so embarrassed. I just sat there and laughed.
I think you have a future Congressman on your hands...
She didn't say he wanted to SEND PICTURES to anyone. Just that he had one.
Last night my 8-year old son asked me "Dad, is the internet always right?"
With a a big smile on my face I replied "Why yes, yes it is".
I think you have a future Congressman on your hands...