I came downstairs this morning and let one cat out. Sat down, and the other cat landed on my lap. We stayed about 10 minutes until Cat #1 started meowing at the door. Displaced Cat #2, let in Cat #1, let out Cat#2. Sat down, Cat #1 claimed my lap. For about 10 minutes, until Cat#2 started meowing to come in. Displaced Cat#1, let in Cat #2. Sat down. Dog claimed my lap. So did Husband.
I feel your pain!