Barefoot Treadmill..Doctor's Orders!

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It's been dipping below freezing the past few nights here, so yesterday when I went to my primary care physician for some additional testing in preparation for the upcoming visit to yet another specialist I wore blue jeans, T-shirt, and a zippered Polartech top.
The doc told me he wanted a stress echo ASAP to document whether or not I could be expected to survive a major cervical spine surgery, so he told me to take the script directly to the cardiology facility in the same large medical building to schedule the test in person.
A few people were ahead of me in line, so I waited patiently in front of the desk window, but the faces on the staff sure lit up when they saw what I was planning on scheduling for. They had the staff and equipment prepared for this particular treadmill/EKG/ultrasound procedure, but the patient was a no-show.
"Do you have the time to do it right now"
Yes.
"Did you eat anything today?"
Yes.
"Ohhhhhh, oh no......how long ago?"
Two hours.
"Ohhh, oh no............wait.....how much food?"
Just a bagel with egg whites and a miniature slice of cheese.
"Perfect, let's do it right now. Oh wait.......what kind of shoes are you wearing?"
I'm not wearing any.
(puzzled looks)
See (lifting a leg), I'm barefoot.
"Oh,.......I guess we'll just have to give you another appointment then...."
Wait......hang on.....(flipping buttons on my phone)......here, LOOK!
This is how I run! (And it was'nt the tie that amazed them)
"Come in right now!"
The staff got right to it, rewiring again for the EKG (I had one an hour earlier), and giving me the pre-stress ultrasound, BP cuff, stethescope listening, etc.
The treadmill was very rigid, unlike the ones I've run at the health club that don't give you rebound. The run felt good, and went fast because I was discussing BFRunning the entire time with the three staffmembers running the test. Well not really the entire time, the last segment was a steep incline at a fast pace. No readout of speed for me to see, but I was definitly WAY above training HR, and of course am out of shape from four months off exercise.
The Doc had said ASAP, and the facility hates staff and equipment downtime. I was fueled perfectly for the 10 minute run, and had the appropriate (none!) footwear with me.
Had I scheduled an appointment I would have brought socks, FeelMax Pankas, and who knows what to be assured of permission to tread.
This was much easier, no 'splaining, no complaining, and them BEGGING me to please run barefoot.
No cool down allowed, you jump quickly to the table after a 5 second slowdown of the machine. Those jeans felt soooooooooo hot as I was lying there getting the post-stress ultrasound, I really wished I could just strip them off.
I'm not THAT kind of AW though.
 
Neck was fine, felt a bit of discomfort, numbness, and dysfunction in the upper right arm from the cervical radiculopathy, but all in all the run felt good. Definitly felt my calves and quads near the end from the continous uphill incline, but I'd say for a medical test it was a bit more on the fun side than .......say........a prostate exam.
Not that there's anything wrong with enjoying that as well for patients so inclined....
 
I take it you are okay for a surgery if needed then? I don't want to have to worry about you, anymore than I already am!

You should have had them take a picture of you running barefoot on their treadmill. That would have been a good wallpaper.
 
Techs never say a thing. So I don't know yet.
Another test of a different type this coming Friday at 7:00 a.m.
I'm sure they'll be groggy enough that they won't even notice my bare feet.
I guess there could be worse things than facing major multi level neck surgery including fusion...
like maybe being told that despite your willingness to undergo it and having good enough insurence
to cover it that your heart could never take it?
 
True. Things could be worse. That is what I am always telling myself, to get through this. I count my blessings every day.
 
Board, what caused your neck injuries? maybe you already said it but I must have missed it.
Good luck!
 
Nobody knows for sure, but it is considered an occupational hazard of my profession.
Couple 38 years at the chair with 27 years of daily cycling utilizing an aggressive aero positioning (torso fairly level, neck hyperextended and slightly rotated in order to see cars) and I guess nobody's surprised.
Running has a well deserved bad rap with C-spine issues, but in my case it can't be the actual cause, since my life time mileage is very low. Even at my peak less than two years ago I was only running 9 miles OR LESS per week, and only 8 months of the year. It may have let me become aware of the problem though, and probably the extensive daily cross training had been masking it all these years.
As with most medical issues, genes are the biggest factor. No known familial pains in the neck (except for my sister but that's just sibling rivalry), even my 90 year old father has zero known arthritis.
I have severe disc degeneration at every cervical level, major arthritic change, foraminal stenosis with nerve encroachment at multiple levels and sides,but worst of all severe central foraminal stenosis at one level with possible spinal cord compression.
Other than that I feel great, but undergoing all this pre-surgical testing at my age ends up discovering all sorts of other things that were best left unkown!
 
You got my neck and back hurting just reading your post !! :eek:
 
Me too, again.

Who would have thought that being a dentist could be a dangerous profession?
 
Holy cow, dude, you make my little neck pain look like real piddly stuff. Still hurts, though.

I had a stress EKG a couple months ago - the doctor had me stop before his stationary bike started to melt down. BUT I'm really not in any great shape, they just don't see healthy people very often.
 
Yeah Willie, I thought of that ten years ago at my first nuclear stress test, again five years later, and of course this time for the stress echo. Compared to the staff and patients, they can't believe we can really run/ride the machine to it's limits and actually ENJOY the process!
And DTC53.....I was thinking pasture myself, but got the results from the stress echo a couple of hours ago......NORMAL!
Now if I can pass this coming Friday's test then all I have to worry about for now is dealing with the cervical problem surgicaly or dealing with the consequences of not.
 
Good. And what is this coming Friday's test about?
 
Nothing much, just to see whether or not my aorta is about to blow up.
A simple ultra sound with the only prep being an 8 hr fast.
Ever wonder what they're feeling for when you lie on your back and the docs press on your stomache?
Well, one of those things is for your aortic pulse, and if it is REALLY pulsing they worry about a Triple A, AKA
AAA, AKA an Abdominal Aortic Aneurism.
5% of men aged 60 or better have one, and the 5 year survival rate without surgical intervention is less than 10% .
I'm watching my laptop pulse as I type this.....wish me luck!
 
I'm sure you'll be fine, Board. Other than your poor old spine, you're as fit as can be!
 
My overweight sedentary out of shape buddies are fitter than me, they just don't look it.
Remember Billy Crystal's Fernando Lamaz?
As long as you looked Mahvelous, it did'nt matter how you felt. (or tested?)
 
Is it too much to ask for it all?
 
I just want it all.
 
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Good health and good looks. ;)
 
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