A perspective on the barefoot running movement

We would prefer ALL barefoot

We would prefer ALL barefoot runners NOT wear mullets, thank you very much. We do have an image to uphold after all. We will let you slide with a man skirt, however. ;-)
 
Mullet, no; ankle lights,

Mullet, no; ankle lights, yes.
 
TJ, mullet AND man skirt

TJ, mullet AND man skirt then? Is that ok or would you, as our barefoot style police, come over here and slap me silly? Would it be more acceptable if I also wore your ankle lights?