Alright everybody, need your assistance, I am the guest speaker at a Hall of Fame Inductee Banquet for the Manitoba Runners Association and I need a good barefoot running joke.
Anybody got anything.......
Come on I know you do......please share (I will even give kudos)
Locate the funny lines for the back of my tee shirt thread on the home page(s). They're mostly one-liners, but you can probably get some good jokes out of them.
A barefoot runner walks into a bar shoeless with a brightly colored parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says "Cool, where'd you get that?"
The parrot says " Over at The Barefoot Runners . Org, they've got thousands of 'em over there!
There once was this barefooted lass,
Who was warned about stepping on glass.
But she ran in a race,
And came in first place!
And said "You shod runners can all kiss my ass!"
Alright even though I laughed at most of those, I think i will be trying Dutchie's suggestion. Let you know if i come up with anything.
But if you do happen to think about something, don't be shy (yeah right) blurt them out.
It went very well, by the way the Saying's on the back of your shirt went over very well. Lots of giggling and pointing. I know there might be a couple more added to our numbers. But educating is part of the gig. Here is a picture of me at the start of the presentation. I will also try to upload the presentation as well. Just the visual not the verbal as I pretty much rolled with the punches and let my verbal diareaha take over.