I know right? I remedied the situation anyways. I've decided to start a glass collection, you know the ones we pick out from the bottom of our feet. So far I have one bloody piece. I'm going to save them and perhaps make a mosaic table to rest my feet on! True story!
If I was collecting enough glass in my feet to make a table, I'd either be bragging about it to anyone that would listen, or looking for a different place to run!