Dear Abby,
This morning I took my "swim spouse" who, since our pool is now closed is my "run spouse", for her birthday run of 6-8 miles (she ran 7.5 & I ran 6.82). My "real" spouse loves to hear our run gossip - like Wednesday's run when my "run spouse" and I had "oral" sex, as in she talked non-stop about the 50 Shades of Grey series. Am I missing something by not reading these books?
Sincerely,
The Barefoot Playah'
*All names have been changed to protect the ill-informed (EMPHASIZED)dipshit runner who might coincidentally be The Short White Guy!