Well, no, I stopped short of saying anything. Although, Skeddadle is a sly ol' salty dog!
Since we're sharing stories, I did have an unfortunately incident during my beginner swim lesson a few years ago, where my shorts became untied and slipped right off! I somehow managed to wrestle them back on, paddle to the end, tie them and continue on. I don't _think_ that anyone noticed. At least no one said anything!