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  1. theshortwhiteguy

    I'm baaaaaccckkkk...

    Not! Am I running barefoot? Thanks to a reoccurring injury since late October of 2015, no. But, I am eating a lot of chocolate. Oh well, I guess I will go back to looking at that curb that looks like a mountain.
  2. theshortwhiteguy

    Damn it...I jammed my toe coming in here again!

    Son of a Bi&%$, that hurts.
  3. theshortwhiteguy

    2016 Mileage Club

    Hell if I know. Definitely under 100 miles. That's what a nagging injury will do to me.
  4. theshortwhiteguy

    I'm done!

    At least for a while. Piriformis issues on right side have aggravated my ITB and knee. I already took three weeks off starting just before Thanksgiving. I guess I should have taken six instead.
  5. theshortwhiteguy

    Climate Change?

    I drive a Pry-Us, like I stole it, in the left lane, and don't get anywhere's near the 49/50 mpg. Whenever I'm at Whole Paycheck (Whole Foods), arriving in my Pry-Us of course, I always ask for plastic bags because paper kills a lot of trees and takes up way too much space in my Pry-Us. I don't...
  6. theshortwhiteguy

    Why is it that every time I come in here I jam a toe?

    In the last year or so, I have been consistently running less mileage. 2014 was around 920-ish miles with no races, which was down from the 1200-1600 I had been doing over the last 5+ years. Age (been running for almost 35 years) and miles are catching up with me. I find motivation is the...
  7. theshortwhiteguy

    Let's talk nuts...

    Guys (and gals) are you getting enough?
  8. theshortwhiteguy

    Why is it that every time I come in here I jam a toe?

    No. But when I do, I arrive (in style) on the short bus...then I jam my toe when I enter.
  9. theshortwhiteguy

    Why is it that every time I come in here I jam a toe?

    TJ needs to leave the lights on! :)
  10. theshortwhiteguy

    I'mmmm Baaaacckkk

    I'm 63". Not 5'1". Not 5'2". 63"! It makes me sound bigger. Sheesh.
  11. theshortwhiteguy

    I'mmmm Baaaacckkk

    Damn! I just stubbed my toe. But seriously, after gaining about 20 pounds over the last 12-16 months, I still managed to run around 930 miles for 2014. I have not a clue what 2015 brings. Anywho...
  12. theshortwhiteguy

    Does anyone remember this short story?

    Somebody say short story? More like story of my life!
  13. theshortwhiteguy

    2013 Mileage Club

    1208.4 - Vibram, no, wait .4 barefoot miles in there too.
  14. theshortwhiteguy

    Boo

    State Fair starts tomorrow. Deep fried Twinkies, deep fried bacon, piggy races and fat people with one tooth...let's not forget the sheep too...luv it. I can't wait to walk barefoot through the cow poop.
  15. theshortwhiteguy

    Boo

    Seems appropriate. Oh, and I ran off and joined up with the carney's!
  16. theshortwhiteguy

    Make a note!

    I have told my wife to pick a nice spot in the yard, bury my ass-end up so the kids have a place to park their bikes. No glitter needed.
  17. theshortwhiteguy

    Hey From New Mexico

    A little late to the party I am, but it is good to see one our 50 is not missing. Where in New Mexico are you Refoman? Prior to living here in the Raleigh-Durham area, we owned a home in Eldorado (Santa Fe). My mother-in-law and her s.o. live in San Lorenzo on the Mimbres Hot Springs Ranch...
  18. theshortwhiteguy

    Where are my Vibram's?

    Found 'em. They were under the front seat in my van, where I obviously mus have kicked them off after a long day of shooting a wedding. This specific pair of black KSO's are my "dress" shoes. I wear them on all my foto shoots with a black suit, and really don't want to replace them.
  19. theshortwhiteguy

    Where are my Vibram's?

    I wonder if they went on a walkabout? :confused: