Let's talk nuts...

theshortwhiteguy

Barefooters

Jul 24, 2015

#1

Guys (and gals) are you getting enough?

Details of my life are quite inconsequential...
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.
At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

theshortwhiteguy

Barefooters

Jul 24, 2015

#2

And remember...

Details of my life are quite inconsequential...
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.
At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.