WARNING: Rated R - May not be suitable for all audiences -- Hottest Female Athlete?

[Wideguy]

I was surprised and disappointed at the UK as well, we should at least be up there on enhancements per capita (had to fight the urge to write per head then).

That's nothing... you should have heard the mental battle in my head to fight the urge to say "motorboat" in my first post

 

[Barefoot TJ]

 

[talonraid]

Let me get out my list....
1) Female..check
2) Hot...check
3) Wearing glasses...check
4) Long-ish hair...check
5) Has a head...check
6) Not related to me...check
7) Owns a sports bra...check
8) Hates long pants...check
this one is approved:

 

[Wideguy]

Let me get out my list....

Hmmm I approve as well.

 

[ajb422]

I will add my approval of her. The glasses must mean she's smart as well as insanely in shape. That's what glasses mean right?

 

[Wideguy]

I will add my approval of her. The glasses must mean she's smart as well as insanely in shape. That's what glasses mean right?

Yep pretty sure that's what it means

 

[Barefoot TJ]

No, uh, the glasses mean she is blind as a bat, but whatever.

 

[taterman]

How has this thread gotten to 6 pages without any mention of cheerleaders? Cheerleaders are athletes too, you know.

 

[talonraid]

How has this thread gotten to 6 pages without any mention of cheerleaders? Cheerleaders are athletes too, you know.

Prove it with an appropriate pic.

 

[taterman]

Prove it with an appropriate pic.

Pure Athleticism.

 

[Wideguy]

I don't know which is worse... That Tater posted that or that I was thinking the same joke.
Either way... to stay on track....

Dara Torres.

Torres has won twelve Olympic medals (four gold, four silver, four bronze), five of which she won in the 2000 Summer Olympics, when at age 33, she was the oldest member of the 2000 U.S. Olympic Swim Team. ..
At the 2008 Summer Olympics, at age 41, she competed in the 50-meter freestyle, 4x100-meter medley relay, and 4x100-meter freestyle relay, and won silver medals in all three events.

Nuf said

 

[stjohnthegambler]

Let me get out my list....
1) Female..check
2) Hot...check
3) Wearing glasses...check
4) Long-ish hair...check
5) Has a head...check
6) Not related to me...check
7) Owns a sports bra...check
8) Hates long pants...check
this one is approved:

Oh my. Oh hell yes. Oh please let her be real...

 

[stjohnthegambler]

OK, two things here. First, I'm a fan of women's volleyball for obvious reasons: see below. Second, WHY!? WHY!? has this thread been allowed to fall to page two. We're better than that.

Lordy. I'm just wondering how this thread has been allowed to exist on here without offending someone? I mean, we can't swear but we can look at booties? Why am I questioning that policy? Long like booties....

 

[Barefoot TJ]

Hey, watch that B-word!

 

[stjohnthegambler]

Actually that was supposed to be 'long live' but I like 'long like'. Should I say 'derriere'?

 

[pilotrunner]

Hey, watch that B-word!

Oh, come on!

We're in a pub...

There's a caution about age restrictions...

It's got a rated R title (although, it's not rated R whatsoever)...

What's the problem???

 

[talonraid]

I like beast modes when they're on, too...

 

[talonraid]

Here's the deal...I'm gonna strangle a puppy and then walk down the street and punch the first baby I see in the face every time this topic falls to the second page. Nobody wants this to happen. Let's save puppies and prevent random baby abuse.

 

[barefootn]

Nice pictures of Grace Padilla in this months Running Times.

 

[migangelo]

is she wearing paint or are those actual shorts that are that tight? either way is good but wow.