Thoughts to contemplate on those long runs

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If God is all powerful, can he produce a rock he can not move?
Where's a porta-potty?
Why can't I run on a runway?
If 7-11 is open 24/7 365, why do the doors have locks?
Where's that stupid porta-potty??
Am I "that guy"?
Why would someone buy a bottle of water that has an ingredient list?
If I tie my shirt around my waist maybe no one will notice...
Crap, Hi mom.
No, I don't need a ride.
Umm, I stepped in dog crap...
 
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Thought for today

"Because nothing has a name does that mean it's something"?

Nothing has a name? Everything I know has a name. Are you trying to make something out of nothing?
 
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Sounds a lot like my feet slapping the asphalt when I'm fatigued...hahaha...or at least that is what I imagine it to sound like.
 
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If I eat myself will I double in size? Or disappear entirely?​
Sounds like a topic for the Pub Forum.:D
 
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"Never get out of the boat, absolutely god damn right. Unless you were going all the way."

So i was working on my bf mileage today, up to about 10 miles now. I felt great and thought what the hell I'll do another five. It was then, from out of the blue, this famous quote from Apocalypse Now popped into my thoughts and i stopped immediately.
When my usual reasoning of build up mileage slowly failed my subconscious took charge and put me back on track.
 
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