Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If God is all powerful, can he produce a rock he can not move?
Where's a porta-potty?
Why can't I run on a runway?
If 7-11 is open 24/7 365, why do the doors have locks?
Where's that stupid porta-potty??
Am I "that guy"?
Why would someone buy a bottle of water that has an ingredient list?
If I tie my shirt around my waist maybe no one will notice...
Crap, Hi mom.
No, I don't need a ride.
Umm, I stepped in dog crap...
"Never get out of the boat, absolutely god damn right. Unless you were going all the way."
So i was working on my bf mileage today, up to about 10 miles now. I felt great and thought what the hell I'll do another five. It was then, from out of the blue, this famous quote from Apocalypse Now popped into my thoughts and i stopped immediately.
When my usual reasoning of build up mileage slowly failed my subconscious took charge and put me back on track.