The official "Texas is the Greatest State EVER thread"

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  1. JosephTree

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    The best thing about Texas is

    The best thing about Texas is that, by and large, it's a safe place to store our excess Texans...

    (I feel like I have the right to say such things, having lived there for 10 years from '78 to '85...well, it felt like 10 years!)
     
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  2. Alejandro 10

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    You got my wife laughing with

    You got my wife laughing with the "our excess Texans" comment. It raises the question, 'How many Texans can one area have per capita before hitting its limits and thus have "excess Texans"?
     
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  3. Chaserwilliams

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    I would say that if you have one Texan amongst a group, its a safe bet that the group will have a hightened sense of security.... So all a group really needs is a single Texas. Any more than one Texan amongst a gathering of people should be considered excessive, and could possiblly end up putting others in a situation of sheer awesomeness the likes of which cannot even begin to be understood by the non Texan mind.
     
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  4. Barefoot TJ

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    I stickied this thread, ONLY because I remembered it was stickied before and that stickiness didn't stick when it moved over here. Otherwise, it would be alright by me if it got buried. Hee.
     
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  5. Chaserwilliams

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    Oh I would have reminded you TJ! Remember, just liked the elephant, a Texan never forgets....
     
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    That map is seriously funny... (and accurate!)
     
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  8. Chaserwilliams

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    This just in, chicks aren't nearly as hot in "Dont mess with Delaware" shirts as they are in "Dont Mess with TEXAS" shirts....
    Even if they are trailer park queens like Britney Spears...
     
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  9. Chaserwilliams

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    Another reason Texas is the greatest state ever, a large meteor was headed straight for Texas early this morning. Upon entering Earth's atmosphere it was quickly put into check by Texas and decided to skip the US all together an land somewhere else.

    Your welcome America!
     
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