I saw this suggestion from Scedastic and thought it would be great! My grandparents are no longer with us, but my mother is 80 (and crazy) so I think this counts. One day, talking on the phone with both my parents (my dad is just listening) Mom: How does Marc like his golf idol now? (re:Tiger after his big sex scandal) Me: He's just human, who cares? Mom: Well, I think his wife should just forgive him. Me: Well mom, when your husband has slept with 12 other women, see if you can do that so easily. Mom: I just think he has to share. Me: Share what? Mom: His penis. Dad: On that note, I'm going to hang up now. <click> I was laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants.