Well, a contest assumes a prize, and we don't have one of those. Let's just say you'll be rewarded with (I hope) a good laugh or two. Here's the photo, courtesy of Rick W. Note the looks on the faces of the spectators to the right. Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to write a caption or a word bubble for these folks (or anyone else in the photo, for that matter). No fair looking at other people's papers.