Limericks anyone?

[swedishpimple]

At the risk of becoming 'that guy'. I mean let's face it... I have a haiku post and now I'm starting in on the limericks. Oh well.. it's a pub right... drink a beer or three and enjoy.

What's with all the poetry stuff anyway?

I'll start...

****

The runner smiled as he won

All gasped at what he had done

They thought he would loose

Him bare them in shoes

But, it takes more than NIKEs to run

****

S. Pimp.

 

[C. Beth Run.]

Awesome, S. Pimp. I love

Awesome, S. Pimp. I love limericks.



****

I know you think that I'm odd

Since my soles are free and unshod.

I don't know who

Designed your slick shoe.

I'm wearing shoes made by God!

 

[swedishpimple]

Nice CBR!Here's another

Nice CBR!

Here's another one:

****

Light they run as though freed

no shoes again will they need

no lingering cares

for discarded footwears

Barefoot is enough indeed
****
S. Pimp.

 

[C. Beth Run.]

Ahh, I like that one, S.

Ahh, I like that one, S. Pimp.! It's freeing.

 

[The Ramzev]

 There once was a man from

There once was a man from Sweden

who's feet really needed some freein

so he sipped on some booze

and tossed out the shoes

now the barefoot craze he is leadin

 

[swedishpimple]

***Never a day did he

***

Never a day did he sit

for it was his goal to be fit

he tried it in shoes

but soon got the blues

'cause shin splints hurt like $%it.

***

S. Pimp.

 

[Barefoot TJ]

You guys crack me up! 

You guys crack me up! Brilliant!

 

[swedishpimple]

The runner found it a

The runner found it a chore

to put on shoes as he went out the door

'til he found out one day

twas a far better way

he didn't need shoes any more

***
S. Pimp

 

[Barefoot TJ]

Awsome!  We've got some

Awsome! We've got some really bright people around here!

 

[swedishpimple]

Take off now go without

Take off now go without care

Good runs need not be so rare

Feel as you stride

Let bare skin be your guide

Your steps will seem lighter than air



***

S. Pimp.

 

[barefoot.zumba.runner]

3 Irish men 3 Irish men were

3 Irish men 3 Irish men

were sitting in a ditch....

 

[tikiman]

Am I the only one on my

Am I the only one on my block

Who runs without even a sock

Lightly I touch down

With hardly a sound

Keeping a close eye out for a rock

 

[Barefoot TJ]

Welcome back, Tiki.  Nice

Welcome back, Tiki. Nice limerick.

 

[C. Beth Run.]

Nice, Tiki!

Nice, Tiki!