laying pipe

[Chad_1376]

Just a few pipe-related civil engineering terms for you. Extra credit for anyone whe can use at least 6 of these in a single sentence without sounding like a bathouse pick-up line.

Head
Orface
Roughness
Bedding
Manhole
Thrust
Sanitary
Backfill
Penetration
Slurry

 

[Barefoot TJ]

What's wrong with you men?!

 

[migangelo]

we have to deal with women.

 

[barefootn]

I really prefer the stick. I had the marathon one, it's pretty stiff, bends but doesn't break. You know it gets right into those trigger points, what a relief. I haven't seen it in some time, I'm afraid my wife might have done something to it.

 

[Barefoot TJ]

Well, that just sobered up this thread, now didn't it?

 

[migangelo]

ok let's change it. i did a lovely rainy, wet, and dirty 2 1/2 hour run today and felt great after. i got home and took out my big black pipe to work me over. i think i got sweatier from laying pipe than my run. it worked deep into my muscles until i was screaming and couldn't take anymore.

 

[Barefoot TJ]

And going back down hill...

 

[rickwhitelaw]

I just want to know how Chaser managed 18 inches of Subway? I find that 6" inches is not quite enough, but 12" inches is to much and you are left with 3" of soggy, flaccid leftover.

 

[Barefoot TJ]

Just don't use the oil and vinegar they drench it in, and it won't be so soggy.

 

[rickwhitelaw]

But the oil....., never mind, I won't go there.

 

[Chaserwilliams]

If be willing to bet that I could take over 24" with no issues.

 

[The Ramzev]

Just remember not to go too fast when laying pipe or you could prematurely spill the contents. Just take your time and you'll have more time to roll it around.

 

[Chaserwilliams]

Chad. I have been known to penetrate drop within the crack of a man way looking for flaws in its integrity....

 

[barefootn]

I found it! We were both relieved.

 

[theshortwhiteguy]

Chad. I have been known to penetrate drop within the crack of a man way looking for flaws in its integrity....

Crack in a pipe is soooo whack! Just ask Whitney...oh, wait, she dead and that's another thread.

 

[devilnuts]

Mike, you should post pictures of your pipe. Or better yet, my shoulders and back are really in need of having a big black pipe laid on them.

Don't worrry, folks, I'm about to turn this downhill slope into a 10% grade...hold on...

Chad, I accept your challenge...

"Today the county inspector came over and thrust his head into my manhole to check the roughness of my slurry and the penetration of my backfill."

I gave you "came" as a freebie. :-D

 

[devilnuts]

After the race yesterday I was totally thinking about this thread. hahaha. And today. I might have to make a trip down to HD or Lowe's and see if I can't find a big pipe of my own.

 

[devilnuts]

I guess I should ask...is there a difference between the black ones and the white ones?

 

[migangelo]

they don't make white pipe that big.

 

[BarefootGburg]

Well sure, how did you think you could lay pipe if you didn't have wood?

I still stick by my "roll naked (no protection) with some soft 80's porn music on in the background"!

At this point, my pipe isn't hard enough. Methinks it might be the shag carpet and I need to introduce more wood. Wrapping my pipe for protection also takes away the stimulation and excitement.

I'm also skeptical about 5 dudes standing around gripping their handles telling me I need to roll faster.

I would also warn amateurs, the unsuspecting and children that cold pipes are not great fore-play either.