Funny line for the back of my BRS shirt

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  1. Gidds

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    I have two BRS shirts. The one I am wearing at the moment says "Because it works for me!" on the back. I am thinking "No Comment" will be printed on any future shirts and all my exercise clothes for that matter. I actually reviewed "our" tech shirts awhile ago. I only have one teeny gripe about them. This part might be TMI.....you've been warned.


    For a woman whose given name is extremely feminine (making a very unfeminine simulated vomit face), I have pretty strong B.O. No conventional deodorant works for me. Now I do not care for "woo" stuff but then I came across an article about how to make your own deodorant (now I use this one), I figured I didn't have anything to lose and it actually works! Now the only time I do smell is if I am wearing one of my BRS tech shirts, even if I am just wearing them around the house or at work and not sweating even more than usual from exercise. I don't know why the BRS shirts make me smell bad. I suspect that I have a particularly tenacious natural flora and while my woo woo hippie deodorant can keep the population down, the bacteria in question probably find the tech fibers to be a very pleasant growth medium. This is only my opinion as somebody who plays with bacteria for a living. I imagine I may have a unique personal flora due to my career and that the smelly pits issue may not afflict other people who choose the comfortable, high quality BRS tech shirt:p
     
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  2. Barefoot TJ

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    TMI and thanks for sharing! Hee.
     
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    Here is another limerick:

    There was a barefoot runner in France,
    who always warmed up with a dance,
    but someday she slipped
    and got her shirt ripped
    but somehow managed to finish with an advance.
     
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    There once was a dude from Nanatucket
    Who threw off his shoes
    and said xxxx it

    Muahahahahahahaha
     

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    "I have all my toenails!"

    "If you can read this, you're being beaten by a barefooter!"
     

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    "Ten million cavemen can't be wrong ..."
     

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    I barely run!;)
     
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    Strong feet don't need shoes! :barefoot:
     
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    Thought I'd revive this thread... :D

    "Those are my racing flats"
     
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    I've been thinking about adding the article to the home page, so you read my mind! Ha!
     
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    Or trying to make it smaller to fit on the shirt.

    Once was a runner called Pete.
    Donated the shoes from his feet.
    Said Pete "now running's a treat"
     
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    I don't know if I've posted this here yet. This was the throw away sweatshirt I made for the Annapolis half a couple years ago.

    touch 12-7-11 095.JPG
     
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    We need to edit that shirt. Hee.
     
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    Yeah, I noticed that when I posted it. I have a March half this year so I'll fix it for then...
     
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    The other day I ran past a police speed trap. The cop proceeded to circle the block twice looking at my feet both times. I then thought of these:

    "Not on meth." Or "Not on bath salts."

    And

    "If I was drunk, I wouldn't have pants on either."
     

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