Funny line for the back of my BRS shirt

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  1. Barefoot TJ

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    Nate, that's hilarious!I've

    Nate, that's hilarious!

    I've finally come up with a good retort to the glass question:

    Someone asks me "Well, aren't you afraid of stepping on glass?"

    My repsonse is: "Only when I've been drinkin'." :p
     

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     Thought of a couple to throw

    Thought of a couple to throw in the mix...



    Sole Warrior

    Not for the Weak! (...of feet, that is)

    What am I doing? Running, naturally.

    Unshod and Lovin' it!

    Mid-sole is where it's at BABY!!
     
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    Bump for Sir Brown and

    Bump for Sir Brown and Jonny!

    Everyone, please add your funny and clever lines here.
     
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    Not sure if anyone has these.

    Not sure if anyone has these. If so, just disregard. I'm too lazy to read over all of them again right now. :tired: :p



    "Yes, all of my shots are up to date."

    "Can you remember the last time you stepped on a rusty nail WITH your shoes on?"

    "Boat anchors are for boats, not feet."

    "You should try it our way: Shoes on AFTER the run, not BEFORE."

    "Once this race is over, can I wear your shoes? I know your just going to take them off."





    Feel free to play with these to make them perfect. It was pretty funny after the 20K and 5K on Saturday. Everywhere I looked there were runners barefoot carrying their shoes! Uhh... that should tell you something people! :bigsmile:
     
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    Barefoot Brown wrote:"Once

    Good one!
     

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    Only just found this

    Only just found this thread./sites/all/modules/smileys/packs/Roving/bigsmile.png Nice work everybody. Here's a few more:



    Restoring my feet one step at a time.

    Emperor castoffs.

    Minimum footgear required.

    Wake up and feel the ground.
     

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    And a few more:  Shoes

    And a few more:





    Shoes make you a tenderfoot.

    My other shoes are glass slippers and I am NOT running in those!

    My other shoes are simply IMPOSSIBLE!
     

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    FIXED  -TJ:  That should be

    FIXED -TJ: That should be "footgear" above.
     

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    All of those are great,

    All of those are great, guys!

    This is a winner here: Restoring my feet one step at a time.
     
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    "I'd rather step in crap,

    "I'd rather step in crap, than tie it to my feet!"

    "I can hear your pain! Shoes are noisy!"

    “I cried because I had no shoes…’till I ran in some!”

    “I LITERALLY heard you coming from a mile away!”

    “If you can see my feet, the party has started!”

    “ ’Clop-Clop-Clop’ - You can see my feet, but I can hear your pain!”

    “I wished to enjoy running and my shoes vanished!”

    "Nice shoes...I see you didn't get the memo!"

    "Shoes make my balls sweat!" (No, no, NO...this is a family web site! LOL)

    "RawDog Runner"

    "9/10 Podiatrists say my shoes are bad for business!"

    "Naked...it's just better!"

    "Quiet shoes! By the time you hear me, it's too late!"

    "Shoes: Yiddish for foot torture. See also 'Foot Condom' "(Sorry...the voices crack me up, sometimes!"

    "Shoes Suck! That's how they stay on!"

    "Protect your feet! Wear Sunscreen!"



    -Jonny
     
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    "Protect your feet! Wear

    "Protect your feet! Wear Sunscreen!"

    Ha! I will be using that one this weekend, thanks Jonny ;-)
     
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    zapmamak wrote:Nate, that's



    Alright, I just saw this one, so far this is my favorite response for glass, much better than my usual, 'Well I try to not step on it personally.'
     
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    OH MAN JONNY!  Those are

    OH MAN JONNY! Those are HYSTERICAL! I'm definitely going to have to revibe the doc and reshare it on the home page now. Let's give it a few more weeks, then we'll release v2.0.
     
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    I see flavors of this have

    I see flavors of this have been mentioned already... I ordered my BRS shirt with this on the back:

    "Be glad I only took off my shoes!"

    I'm planning on wearing it in the upcoming Des Moines half marathon. This thread is great!
     
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    Great!  I will bump this

    Great! I will bump this "project" of ours to the home page soon.
     
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    How about simply....."Yes I

    How about simply....."Yes I am, and no it doesn't"

    This anwers the first 2 questions we're always asked. "Are you really running barefoot?" and "Doesn't it hurt?"
     
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    Excellent!

    Excellent!
     
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    I got a new one.... "Yes my

    I got a new one....



    "Yes my feet get tired.....from kicking so much ass!"
     

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