Funny line for the back of my BRS shirt

Nate, that's hilarious!I've

Nate, that's hilarious!

I've finally come up with a good retort to the glass question:

Someone asks me "Well, aren't you afraid of stepping on glass?"

My repsonse is: "Only when I've been drinkin'." :p
 
 Thought of a couple to throw

Thought of a couple to throw in the mix...



Sole Warrior

Not for the Weak! (...of feet, that is)

What am I doing? Running, naturally.

Unshod and Lovin' it!

Mid-sole is where it's at BABY!!
 
Bump for Sir Brown and

Bump for Sir Brown and Jonny!

Everyone, please add your funny and clever lines here.
 
Not sure if anyone has these.

Not sure if anyone has these. If so, just disregard. I'm too lazy to read over all of them again right now. :tired: :p



"Yes, all of my shots are up to date."

"Can you remember the last time you stepped on a rusty nail WITH your shoes on?"

"Boat anchors are for boats, not feet."

"You should try it our way: Shoes on AFTER the run, not BEFORE."

"Once this race is over, can I wear your shoes? I know your just going to take them off."





Feel free to play with these to make them perfect. It was pretty funny after the 20K and 5K on Saturday. Everywhere I looked there were runners barefoot carrying their shoes! Uhh... that should tell you something people! :bigsmile:
 
Only just found this

Only just found this thread./sites/all/modules/smileys/packs/Roving/bigsmile.png Nice work everybody. Here's a few more:



Restoring my feet one step at a time.

Emperor castoffs.

Minimum footgear required.

Wake up and feel the ground.
 
All of those are great,

All of those are great, guys!

This is a winner here: Restoring my feet one step at a time.
 
"I'd rather step in crap,

"I'd rather step in crap, than tie it to my feet!"

"I can hear your pain! Shoes are noisy!"

“I cried because I had no shoes…’till I ran in some!”

“I LITERALLY heard you coming from a mile away!”

“If you can see my feet, the party has started!”

“ ’Clop-Clop-Clop’ - You can see my feet, but I can hear your pain!”

“I wished to enjoy running and my shoes vanished!”

"Nice shoes...I see you didn't get the memo!"

"Shoes make my balls sweat!" (No, no, NO...this is a family web site! LOL)

"RawDog Runner"

"9/10 Podiatrists say my shoes are bad for business!"

"Naked...it's just better!"

"Quiet shoes! By the time you hear me, it's too late!"

"Shoes: Yiddish for foot torture. See also 'Foot Condom' "(Sorry...the voices crack me up, sometimes!"

"Shoes Suck! That's how they stay on!"

"Protect your feet! Wear Sunscreen!"



-Jonny
 
"Protect your feet! Wear

"Protect your feet! Wear Sunscreen!"

Ha! I will be using that one this weekend, thanks Jonny ;-)
 
zapmamak wrote:Nate, that's

zapmamak said:
Nate, that's hilarious!

I've finally come up with a good retort to the glass question:

Someone asks me "Well, aren't you afraid of stepping on glass?"

My repsonse is: "Only when I've been drinkin'." :p



Alright, I just saw this one, so far this is my favorite response for glass, much better than my usual, 'Well I try to not step on it personally.'
 
OH MAN JONNY!  Those are

OH MAN JONNY! Those are HYSTERICAL! I'm definitely going to have to revibe the doc and reshare it on the home page now. Let's give it a few more weeks, then we'll release v2.0.
 
I see flavors of this have

I see flavors of this have been mentioned already... I ordered my BRS shirt with this on the back:

"Be glad I only took off my shoes!"

I'm planning on wearing it in the upcoming Des Moines half marathon. This thread is great!
 
Great!  I will bump this

Great! I will bump this "project" of ours to the home page soon.
 
How about simply....."Yes I

How about simply....."Yes I am, and no it doesn't"

This anwers the first 2 questions we're always asked. "Are you really running barefoot?" and "Doesn't it hurt?"
 
Excellent!

Excellent!