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  1. SeaMonkey

    Bought a GPS

    I solve my need to watch the numbers constantly by leaving my glasses in the car while I am running. I cant read it without my glasses so I cant see it anyway. Of course I get lost a lot also lol. Not obsessing over the numbers does tend to put the fun back into running as opposed to turning it...
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    Life with Jen 2

    I am meerly a bit tainted from living with Jen. She tends to do her voo-doo on me while I sleep. When I wake up I often feel weird and do weird things but I never know why. One day I will have to set up a nanny cam to catch her in the act.
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    Life with Jen 2

    I want to hear the lyrics from Rickwhitelaw......dude you cant leave us hanging lol
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    Life with Jen 2

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the boat The aliens were worried, will this thing even float. Their brain probes were hung from the mast step with care In hopes that Jen number 2 would soon be there. But Jen 2 was nestled, all snug in her bed While visions of running...
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    Jingle Bell Run - Oregon

    The best part about dressing up for this run was that I had no fewer than 50 women come up to me and ask if they could have their picture taken with me. Most of them also asked if they could hold a boob. I was devastated.....well maybe not quite devasted lol
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    Jingle Bell Run - Oregon

    You are traumatized????? You THINK you are traumatized!!!!! Just imagine what I had to go through as a child in order to warp my brain enough to think this was a good idea lololol
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    I even had a group of 13 year old girls beg me to allow them to glob onto me and take pictures with each one and the entire group. Several of them said I was their idol......boy, our youth really need to get a life lol.
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    Yes I looked totally and completly freakie BUT, I had no idea, the more freakie you look the more women want you. I had no fewer than 50 women, groups of women, running groups, etc, come up to me and ask to have their pictures taken with me. I got many kisses, got my boobs fondled, my butt...
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    I actually have new leggings lol....along with a totally red outfit....another female costume. I am sure everyone will want to run their hands over my red tights woooo hoooooo. I even have my own lipstick now. It says it is vinal so it is waterproof. A must have in Portland lol. We shall see...
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    Ohhhhhhhh, Well now that you explain they are LEOPARD PRINT I am IN......and bring on the tutu baby.
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    I draw the line with the pink leotards so just put them away
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    I knew I was had when she told me I had to jump into the middle of a big puddle and then stop, jump up and down 10 times while flapping my arms and giggling like a girl. Knowing Jen like I do, of course I did just as she instructed and her camera phone was going off and she was giggling louder...
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    Thanks for your concern Nick my friend. I will definitely not be pushing it beyond my limits. Of course who ever knows where the limit is until you have gone beyond it and are hurting lol. We did the 4 miles at an easy pace. According to the GPS it was about 15 min miles. Feeling pretty good...
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    LOL sometimes I just cant figure out how she has time to breath lol. I have those shooting protectors also but she has both quantity and quality (loud and often) going for her. I fear there is nothing known to man that will block it out lol. I should just learn to run faster lol.
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    How to get your shod spouse to run BF....or BFR101

    So I have been married for 15 years and my spouse started barefoot running about 2 years ago. She immediately started preaching the benefits of BF running and pushing me to get on-board. Of course I resisted (because what husband is going to admit to listening to the advice of anyone, much less...
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    Time to get into the holiday spirit

    It is tooo late lol. It is posted, you have already looked, I can tell, and you will enjoy.....because you are a great guy, even though you eat poor dead poultry lol......and cranberries.....does anyone really eat that (&^%_(
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    Time to get into the holiday spirit

    Here is my favorite Trans Siberian Orchestra masterpiece. AWESOME
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    The "Guy" Movie List

    The greatest alien movie "Aliens" (the second in the series)
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    Hello from Portland Oregon

    Actually I only married Jen number 1. Jen 2, 3 and 4 came along with the package. Jen number 3 turned out to be the Dominatrix with the evil bend that you all have grown to know and love. I knew I should have destroyed those pictures when Jen number 1 allowed me to view them. The piercing went...
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    Hello from Portland Oregon

    Hummmmmm.......I've seen you in action Nick...NORMAL is not the word I would use for you lol. You dont even run with shoes.....how normal can you be :-)
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