Funny line for the back of my BRS shirt

Ha!

Ha!
 
Ha, Ohio!PB, hoping times

Ha, Ohio!

PB, hoping times improve for you and yours.
 
Just found this thread and

Just found this thread and thought of this after reading all of the great ideas.



"Gremlins took my shoes"



I blame Gremlins whenever anything is missing in my house. (I usually forgot where I put them)



My favorites are:

The road is my custom orthotic

I spent my shoe money on beer
 
peacekaren wrote:All my

peacekaren said:
All my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it.



Karen went with the moderately obscure Luna quote. Because of that, she is now one of my favorite people on the forum.
 
I don't get it.  Sorry. 

I don't get it. Sorry. :-(
 
Oh dear, I'm sorry, I do end

Oh dear, I'm sorry, I do end up a little left of centre at times - I think it's the Australian's self deprecating sense of humour.

I was trying to allude to the fact that when someone points out the bleeding obvious (oh, look, you're not wearing any shoes) pretending to take the view that you didn't even realise it (oh, my gosh, look at that, I'm not wearing shoes. I didn't even notice) is a good come back.

Taking that one step further, this implies that you set out for a run in shoes, somehow they've come off and you didn't notice and that this has happened on a number of occasions before.

To obscure, maybe??
 
Now I get it!  Ha!

Now I get it! Ha!
 
 just because I've been a

just because I've been a little absent the last month....to make sure you all don't forget about my inner "bast...urd" ness....



So....what kind of shoes did they wear before 10,000 b.c.??
 
Oh, and Fito...I get that

Oh, and Fito...I get that weirdness all the time...my fav. was in a Zoo taking my niece and nephews with their father (my B-I-L) and my mother (their grandmother)...and the "official" said to my brother in law "Hey buddy, does HE know he doesn't have shoes on?" (I was walking right beside him)....to which my BIL looked at me and said "Oh, Sh...t, NATE, did you KNOW you aren't wearing shoes?" I look down in disbelief....I say "Oh my God...I had NO idea...good thing I'm wearing pants."
 
NakedSoleNate wrote:Oh, and

NakedSoleNate said:
Oh, and Fito...I get that weirdness all the time...my fav. was in a Zoo taking my niece and nephews with their father (my B-I-L) and my mother (their grandmother)...and the "official" said to my brother in law "Hey buddy, does HE know he doesn't have shoes on?" (I was walking right beside him)....to which my BIL looked at me and said "Oh, Sh...t, NATE, did you KNOW you aren't wearing shoes?" I look down in disbelief....I say "Oh my God...I had NO idea...good thing I'm wearing pants."





That's freakin hilarious!
 

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