Funny line for the back of my BRS shirt
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These are the shoes my mom
These are the shoes my mom made me.
Shoes? We ain't got no shoes. We don't need no shoes. I don't have to show you any stinking shoes.
Yes and I'm ahead of you.
The sole authority.
Am I the sole person having fun here?
My soles are in heaven.
Never losing my foothold on life.
Swift and silent.
Okay, silent for sure.
Keeping both feet in this world.
I run two feet above ground.
At last, size doesn't matter.
Running. Now that's where I put my foot down.
Glass? That's what my eyes are for.
I started off on the right foot.
I refuse to foot the bill for shoes.
When was the last time you set foot in a race?
These are the shoes my mom made me.
Shoes? We ain't got no shoes. We don't need no shoes. I don't have to show you any stinking shoes.
Yes and I'm ahead of you.
The sole authority.
Am I the sole person having fun here?
My soles are in heaven.
Never losing my foothold on life.
Swift and silent.
Okay, silent for sure.
Keeping both feet in this world.
I run two feet above ground.
At last, size doesn't matter.
Running. Now that's where I put my foot down.
Glass? That's what my eyes are for.
I started off on the right foot.
I refuse to foot the bill for shoes.
When was the last time you set foot in a race?
All are good. Love
All are good. Love these:
Never losing my foothold on life.
I started off on the right foot.
Running. Now that's where I put my foot down.
How about instead of "Glass? That's what my eyes are for," we go with "Running? That's what my feet are for. Glass? That's what my eyes are for."
All are good. Love these:
Never losing my foothold on life.
I started off on the right foot.
Running. Now that's where I put my foot down.
How about instead of "Glass? That's what my eyes are for," we go with "Running? That's what my feet are for. Glass? That's what my eyes are for."
"My shoes grew feet and
"My shoes grew feet and walked away"
Or how about a picture of Red Foreman saying "You're wearing shoes? Dumbass!"
"My shoes grew feet and walked away"
Or how about a picture of Red Foreman saying "You're wearing shoes? Dumbass!"
There's omeone on the other
There's omeone on the other forum with the handle "ushoesulose" (You shoes, you lose) I like it!
There's omeone on the other forum with the handle "ushoesulose" (You shoes, you lose) I like it!
I made an iron-on t-shirt
I made an iron-on t-shirt that says:
"It Takes BALLS to Run BAREFOOT"
and
"If You Got 'Em -- Use 'Em!"
Of course, I am referring to the balls of the feet!
Another idea:
"Hey NIKE! THIS is FREE!!"
"Laugh All You Want -- I'll Just Fart!"
I made an iron-on t-shirt that says:
"It Takes BALLS to Run BAREFOOT"
and
"If You Got 'Em -- Use 'Em!"
Of course, I am referring to the balls of the feet!
Another idea:
"Hey NIKE! THIS is FREE!!"
"Laugh All You Want -- I'll Just Fart!"
" Don't Worry - Feet Happy
" Don't Worry - Feet Happy "
I'd put that on my shirt... that's classic.
S. Pimp.
" Don't Worry - Feet Happy "
I'd put that on my shirt... that's classic.
S. Pimp.
