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RunningPirate

RunningPirate

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#1
Right, then.

I'm sure a lot of you are wondering what goes on in RunningPirate's head. OK, I'm sure that's not true; in fact, I'm sure many if not most of you are quite fearful of what goes on up there. Well, too bad, because here's a few samples:

  • Szechuan chicken and Saskatchewan chicken are two entirely different things.
  • (On April 15th) The Ides of April are upon us and...what? Ceasar's dead? For a month, already! Dammit, why am I the last to hear about these things? No, I didn't get the Evite for the Toga Funeral. Yeah yeah yeah, you thought Brutus invited me - same old story...
  • Ever been standing in line at Trader Joe's and suddenly realize you've been singing along with a Crowded House song that's playing on the sound system? Yeah - me neither.
  • Remember: Onion dip = Good; Bunion dip = Bad
So, there.
 
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#2
Oh boy, here we go again.
Go for a 20 mile run to clear your head even if it's just by a little, there is so much up there in your coconut that a twenty mile run won't fix it completely but something is better than nothing.;)
 
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ChasingShadows said:
Dama, are you sure that's good advice? It's just that for me running time is when I let my brain run free...
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I think so because(here is a secret, he doesn't run he flops his wings around, stomps his feet and do all sorts of weird things and he calls that running) If he goes for a real run he greatly will benefit, he just needs to know hor real running feels.;)
 
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RunningPirate said:
See, running is when I let my brain spool out. Gawd only knows what I'd come up with....
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Ha, we posted almost at the same time and I don't think you read my reply to CS.:singing:
 
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Barefoot Dama said:
I think so because(here is a secret, he doesn't run he flops his wings around, stomps his feet and do all sorts of weird things and he calls that running) If he goes for a real run he greatly will benefit, he just needs to know hor real running feels.;)
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Now that makes sense. It raises two questions though: Firstly, how can Pirate be taught real running? Secondly, what am I doing on those runs when my brain wanders? Actually, I don't think I want to know, I quite like letting it wander, just so long as it's back in time for my next meal.
 
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ChasingShadows said:
Now that makes sense. It raises two questions though: Firstly, how can Pirate be taught real running? Secondly, what am I doing on those runs when my brain wanders? Actually, I don't think I want to know, I quite like letting it wander, just so long as it's back in time for my next meal.
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(1) I really don't know how we could teach pirate what real running is I think his mind is already gone to far away places:wacky:
(2) you must be doing something right then, unless of course you're pirates running partner-oh,oh:nailbiting:
 
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I actually got bored one time and starting singing "1000 bottles of beer" in my head. I got lost somewhere around the 800's. LOL
 
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ChasingShadows said:
Was going to say that I'm safe, there's a whole ocean between us, then I remembered how far his mind wanders, & that he's a pirate, so oceans won't phase him... :wideeyed:
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :hilarious:
 
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devilnuts said:
I actually got bored one time and starting singing "1000 bottles of beer" in my head. I got lost somewhere around the 800's. LOL
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You probably got drunk:wideeyed:
 
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I only read your posts because I HAVE to.
 
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Wow, my head is swirling out of control right now :wacky: , and that is saying something because I am blonde I should be used to it. :sorry:
 
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ChasingShadows said:
Was going to say that I'm safe, there's a whole ocean between us, then I remembered how far his mind wanders, & that he's a pirate, so oceans won't phase him... :wideeyed:
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...And...and...and....I know how to sail (which is befitting of a pirate) and I have a globe so I know where the UK is...

Hmm...the globe is the original Google Maps, if you think about it...
 
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Barefoot TJ said:
I only read your posts because I HAVE to.
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You don't have to...you can just skip right over them, content in the knowledge that I'm not saying anything that would violate the Terms of Use, the rules of polite society, OSHA regulations or several fire codes...

Sleep well... :playful:
 
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ChasingShadows said:
Ermmm, what's going on? That thought's really not that random, you're freaking me out now!
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Well, sometimes I simply state the obvious. Like "Everything is where you find it" or "The big toe is the thumb of the foot".
 
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RunningPirate said:
Well, sometimes I simply state the obvious. Like "Everything is where you find it"
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Unless you never find it then it is a permanent loss and that one thing that may be considered a part of everything is lost........ But if you do ultimately find it (the thing that may or may not have been lost) Pirate is right, everything is in fact where you find it...... obviously
 
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