Someone must have dosed me this morning...

RunningPirate

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...because after reading the line "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain", I came up with this conversation in my head...this can't be normal, right?


“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”
“But, he appears to be having a vigorous wank”
“I know. That’s why I said pay no attention to him – who wants to look at that? Besides you, I mean”
“…but, I nev-“
“Hey, I’m not judging, or anything. Voyeurism is perfectly healthy.”
“I’m not a - I ‘m just saying that if someone’s having a wank behind the curtain, don’t you think it should be addressed?”
“Well , feel free to go ahead and approach him, then, if you really want to say something. Just get control of yourself…and don’t shake his hand.”
“I wasn’t…. Dammit! Why do you always do this?”
“Do what?”
“I merely pointed out that someone is being lecherous in public, and now you’re treating me like a superfreak who’s superfreaking out.”
“Well, aren’t you? I mean look at you: You’re all worked up. Are you sexually repressed or something? Not sure why you’re projecting this all on to me. By all means, go say hi to the nice public masturbator behind the curtain. Don’t let me stop you.”
“A$$hole.”
 
I'm just messing... In some of my groups, I've heard some CRAZY stories. I had a guy tell me about this amusement park he wanted to build for adult men called TittyLand. It was...... Interesting.
 
Dosed shmosed...it's because of that juice fast! I warned you!:p
 
I'm just messing... In some of my groups, I've heard some CRAZY stories. I had a guy tell me about this amusement park he wanted to build for adult men called TittyLand. It was...... Interesting.

Sounds like he was the guy behind the curtain...
 
Whatever you're taking/not taking, may I request that you continue for our entertainment!

Oh, don't worry - I've been having these kinds of thoughts for ages. I think it's a software bug or an allergy to air or something :D
 
Dosed shmosed...it's because of that juice fast! I warned you!:p

See, I'd buy that had I started the juice fast. That said, I don't think these thoughts can be neutralized by liberal application of red meat and bacon, contrarily.
 
That is frightening...

The other day I had this thought while a friend was talking about taking a job in the Virgin Islands and another friend said she could fly into Atlanta and drive from there

"How is that possible? Can you drive to the VI? Why would you want to fly into ATL if you were driving down there? Why not something closer? If she took a job down there being a GS-12, I would think she could afford to fly all the way back..." Then I realized that he was taking about her flying back from the VI into ATL and driving from there. :oops:
 
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Matey, I think you need to get a girl friend. o_O
 
Lauren, all perfectly innocent, in comparison to, uh, to someone else we know.
 
See, I'd buy that had I started the juice fast. That said, I don't think these thoughts can be neutralized by liberal application of red meat and bacon, contrarily.

Pish posh. I eat fruit, vegetables, and a conservative application of red meat, fish, fowl, olive oil, coconut oil, nuts, eggs, and BACON. I am willing to bet money bacon would eliminate those thoughts.:p
 
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Every thought that ever was or ever will be has already been and gone.
Just random synapse firing that's all. According to chaos theory this thought was going to land in someones head somewhere between the beginning of the universe and this point in time, Shakespeare got the classics. you got this and my dog got one to trash my neighbors picket fence and dump on their lawn.
 

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