A warning for you men

Shacky

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Jun 2, 2010
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Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's or Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also January 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Dollar General and the Dollar Store and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's and Home Depot.


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Shacky, you poor, poor man...

Shacky, you poor, poor man... (I'm very punny today)
 
LMAO Shacky, you victim you!

LMAO Shacky, you victim you! You think you'd learn :p Just start saving yourself some money and use a good ol paper clip as a money/card clip ;)
 
 so, I guess home depot or

so, I guess home depot or lowes is a good place to get lumber....
 
 Or as some call it,

Or as some call it, wood...



PS. BZ, so much for me behaving.
 
Greginator USAF wrote:Or as

Greginator USAF said:
Or as some call it, wood...

I figured it was too obvious :)
 
haha Greg, I dont' take you

haha Greg, I dont' take you for the type TO behave:p Carry on ;)



So, where do I get the best wood, Home Depot or Lowes? I've heard Menards has pretty good wood too, though I think it's only a MN thing so maybe you're not familiar with that?
 
barefoot.zumba.runner

barefoot.zumba.runner said:
So, where do I get the best wood, Home Depot or Lowes? I've heard Menards has pretty good wood too, though I think it's only a MN thing so maybe you're not familiar with that?

A lot places like to brag about having good wood... some can actually back it up too, but when it comes to qualifying "getting the best wood" it's important not to overlook service and delivery. ;)



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