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Woodsman

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Jan 13, 2012
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So my my mom was so excited to let me know about this new kind of running shoe she heard about watching one of those Doctor shows on TV. Apparently they have separate toes and help prevent injury because they let your foot move more naturally. what will those whacky shoe companies come up with next? Am I right?

me: "I already have shoes that do that. I'm wearing them right now."
mom: " your not wearing anything"
me: yup
mom: you run barefoot?
me: yes mom. we had this discussion before.
mom: I didn't think you were serious.
me: ...
mom: You're going to catch worms.!
me: I think of them more as little running buddies.

it went on a while more like that.
 
Worms are people too:D that's what I tell runners I pass when they say "you'll get worms"

I like your response better though...I think I'll use that from now on...my little buddies!
 
You'll catch cold, ring worm, hook worm, MERSA, get your feet dirty, slice yourself on glass, step on a rock, stub your toe, and probably even get arrested because it is of course against the law to go barefoot in public.
Oh well, you only live once.
 
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I need to move this. Do you want this in the Gear & Footwear forum or the Barefoot Pub?
 
I vote for pub
 
no one has ever tried telling me ill get worms, mostly horrible foot fungus and warts. Once a guy claimed id get syphilis, I thought that was pretty funny

If you get syphillis from running barefoot, then you're having one helluva better time than the rest of us, that's for damn skippy... :)
 
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mom: You're going to catch worms.!

Worms! How ridiculous! Everyone knows you don't catch worms from running barefoot...you catch the vapors from running barefoot! :D


You'll catch cold, ring worm, hook worm, MERSA, get your feet dirty, slice yourself on glass, step on a rock, stub your toe, and probably even get arrested because it is of course against the law to go barefoot in public.

Didn't someone post lyrics to a song called "The Feet Police" on here, once? :matey: