I saw this suggestion from Scedastic and thought it would be great!
My grandparents are no longer with us, but my mother is 80 (and crazy) so I think this counts.
One day, talking on the phone with both my parents (my dad is just listening)
Mom: How does Marc like his golf idol now? (re:Tiger after his big sex scandal)
Me: He's just human, who cares?
Mom: Well, I think his wife should just forgive him.
Me: Well mom, when your husband has slept with 12 other women, see if you can do that so easily.
Mom: I just think he has to share.
Me: Share what?
Mom: His penis.
Dad: On that note, I'm going to hang up now. <click>
I was laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants.
My grandparents are no longer with us, but my mother is 80 (and crazy) so I think this counts.
One day, talking on the phone with both my parents (my dad is just listening)
Mom: How does Marc like his golf idol now? (re:Tiger after his big sex scandal)
Me: He's just human, who cares?
Mom: Well, I think his wife should just forgive him.
Me: Well mom, when your husband has slept with 12 other women, see if you can do that so easily.
Mom: I just think he has to share.
Me: Share what?
Mom: His penis.
Dad: On that note, I'm going to hang up now. <click>
I was laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants.